It takes a brave soul to keep fiction you wrote at up on the Internet, but let it be known: this was my first foray into electronic literature, specifically into using Twine, and I was very proud of it at the time, not least because I spent a lot of time and effort and just-tinkering-with-Twine-instead-of-reading-instruction-manuals on trying to get variables right. So here’s a short piece of queer interactive fiction about a socially-inept college student, a just-okay party, and an unfinished conversation.